Whether you’re a swashbuckler, lumberjack, or just live in Brooklyn, beards are the fashion accessory for your grill. But giving up on shaving doesn’t mean you can abandon hygiene. Enter, Bluebeards Original. The cheeky brand boasts the eye-patched, hirsute pirate and makes shampoo and leave in conditioner for your face. First pick out the cornflakes and other debris, then apply generously. It smells fresh with a touch of citrus, kinda like you just sloppily ate an entire key lime pie. It cleans your scruff, moisturizes your face and hair follicles. Ahhhh, now that beard is silky as a Siamese cat and not a total pube attack.

The Beard Wash is $14 and the Beard Saver sets you back $24.
Bluebeards Original is available on their website

Photography Alex O’Neill